10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi