10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.