10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword