10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack