10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Never educate a stupid poker player.