10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.