10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
I should have stayed home and played with myself.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
in the poker game of life women are the rake
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
Why not, when some because there are three.
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek