10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is for loners.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.