10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Fook the floosh droo!