10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Fold and live to fold again
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"