10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.