10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.