10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!