10 Random Poker Quotes

This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
in the poker game of life women are the rake
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"