10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.