10 Random Poker Quotes
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- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!