10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare