10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels