10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Welcome to kicker school
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "No river, no fish."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss