10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "No river, no fish."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.