10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Never educate a stupid poker player.