10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.