10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.