10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.