10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.