10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"