10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth