10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz