10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha