10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."