10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it