10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Welcome to kicker school