10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier