10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd