10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)