10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• It's Free To Fold...
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom