10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Why not, when some because there are three.