10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.