10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.