10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Welcome to kicker school
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."