10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-