10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.