10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)