10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.