10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.