10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-