10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "No river, no fish."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier