10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"