10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.