10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- im going to 2 out you to death